It’s May – which can mean only one thing… it’s Masturbation Month! Hooray 😀
If you weren’t aware of this 31 day solo satisfaction celebration, it began as a protest in 1995 when the then US Surgeon General Joclyn Elders, was ‘forced to resign’ after trying to implement the radical idea of educating people about their bodies, sex, contraception and pleasure. May 7th 1995 was deemed masturbation day by sex toy company, Good Vibes to stand in solidarity with Jocelyn – now a month long global event, I feel it is our duty to join in.
And I also though it was high time to highlight some beauty tips which I combine with my self care routine in other ways… 😉
Glow from top to orgasmically pointed toe!
Choose sensual fun!
Masturbation Month doesn’t have to be a serious trudge to the goal of orgasm – it can be a playful route to a bit of solo sexy time that might or might not result in climax. Ultimately, it’s a bit of you time to connect with yourself and get the self-love hormones a-flowing!
Of course, my first recommendation is either of my Ruby Glow ride on toys and wands that I invented for the grinders among us – Ruby Glow is the original ride on vibrator and I’m doing a Masturbation Month exclusive giving 20% off orders in May and June! So grab the code right now! TABITHA20 at checkout.
My Ruby Glow Rosa is a game-changer for all bodies – you can ride it externally – use as a clit stim or G-spot wand – the curve also makes it fab for wrapping along the penis and anyone can use it as an anal toy. It comes complete with a remote control and base unit for stability if you’re straddling it. It even starred in an ethical porn film at FrolicMe – you can watch it right now in full cinematic quality.
More sexy hot and hysterical recommendations and my beauty tips for Masturbation Month
I found myself with an unexpected free morning this Sunday and had a long lie considering my options for the day.
My first thoughts were to do some self-care which was to include a facial massage with some lovely oil to even out my ‘curiosity lines’ to relax those muscles.
Well, here’s the secret to my youthful glow… ;D I like to get the blood flowing in my complexion by using my vibrators on my skin – some settings can be great for feeling rejuvenated and at least ten years younger…
So as luck would have it, I have many suitable vibrators to do the job but I suddenly remembered that my friends at Creative Conceptions gifted me some fun and lovely items to try. So I decided to pull my thoughts and actions together and talk about a very cute little toy just in perfect time for Masturbation Month.
Introducing the Unihorn
Two unopened sex toy boxes lay on my nightstand – the Mount and Peak from the Unihorn collection.
As someone from the Care Bear and My Little Pony era I am always drawn to colourful cute toys and the Unihorns really feed into that niche – gloriously joyful little unicorns that you can keep adding to for your grown up toy collection. Once a collector, always a collector. Though, these most definitely need to be opened!
I chose the blue to begin, I smoothed my face with the luxurious oil (this is a beauty tip blog remember?!) and took out the little Unihorn – it has two buttons and at first I thought one was for strength and one was for pattern so I hadn’t pressed the buttons properly and only one setting was ignited. And that was the full body vibration of the Unihorn. I was a bit disappointed as I was really looking forward to using the ‘nose bump’ to deliver a pinpointed massage but there was no discernible difference to the power there and in fact, it felt stronger on the torso where the buttons there. Hmmm… whilst the vibes were powerful I felt I must be missing something so I tried the controls again, pressing for longer this time.
Annnnd LIFT OFF! The little nose bump started buzzing and rumbling and I have to say, it was pretty damn powerful for a tiny thing! I held it to my problematic brow and was delighted to feel it working its magic. The pinpointed vibrations delivered really strong tiny taps like a mini battering ram – but not in a violent way in a fluttering with strength way. I was instantly curious about the other Unihorn I sitting by my side with the little ‘teasingly twirling tongue’. So I opened the other box and lifted it out. A lovely baby blue silky smooth silicone toy.
Nice touch to have the colour of the charging lights the same as the body of the pony.
This one’s nose has a nozzle type end with a little tongue inside. I switched it on to see the action and it began to lap up and down at quite a pace. Now, as I’ve mentioned already, I was settled in for a luxury home facial so when I examined the lapping nozzle I realised it might have a bit of suction too so I it it to my lips to stimulate the collagen production there and produce a full juicy pout, well whaddya know, there was a little drag on my skin as the hungry little Unihorn suckled at my lips and licked them too. It was quite an exciting sensation because that little suck and pull combined with the tongue flick, really felt like a strong massage…
Now here’s where my Sunday facial took a turn for the better…
The flicking, lapping, battering and vibrating got me imagining the sensations of my nethers and remembering it was Masturbation Month, I got the tingly feeling. I wanted to tease myself as I really wanted the sensation of the little suction tongue but I tried the bumpy pea one first.
I literally couldn’t wait and dove the little Unihorn straight down and it barely touched my clit before the sensations had me wriggling and a climax rising almost instantly. Now, I usually like to combine my morning pleasures with watching a film or two at FrolicMe so as I clamped my thighs around the Unihorn to hold it in place while I reached for my phone, my fingers took a different path and grabbed the licky lappy instead. Before I knew it, I had popped the first Unihorn at the entrance to vagina where it sent delicious deep vibrations through my labia and up into my g-spot area, when latched the lapper on to my clit.
I’m not one for edging
I barely had time close my eyes before an intense orgasm started to rise. I’m not one for edging really as it makes me super frustrated as sometimes orgasms are hard to come by so I take them when I can. However, this felt like maybe, just maybe, I could hold off for a second or two.
The Unihorns had other ideas and my orgasm literally came charging straight of the starting gates. I actually don’t think I’ve orgasms so fast before. If these two were in a race, ne’er a furlong was galloped before it was a draw.
A very satisfying and thrilling ride! For science, I do a control test to see whether my instant orgasm was because the Unihorns are soooo good, or because I was super excited about trying a new toy. Both could be true at once, but clearly more research has to take place before a full conclusion can be reached… 😀
And as for my facial? Well, that glow goes deep… just like my ‘curiosity lines’ which I think I’ll rename contortions of rapture.
And remember that discount code TABITHA20 for all of these sites! UNIHORNS and My SEXY SHOP and RUBY GLOW RIDE ON VIBRATORS I hope you enjoy your own beauty facial for Masturbation Month.
And the discount even applies to my naughty silk scarf range – perfect to hold your hair up while you attend to your face. They are also a bit of saucy inspiration with one of my painted nudes and saucy text from my spicy books. Basically, a very discreet way to wear your sexy art and reveal all when you are ready! Click here for five ways to wear your sexy silk scarf if you’d like some inspiration and ideas.
That special Masturbation month code is TABITHA20 across all my stores 😉
shop.TabithaRayne.com and TheRubyGlow.com and get your Unihorns here with the same code – hashtag WORTH IT
With so much love from
your pal
x x x